War on PornBecasue the Bush administration has been so successful with the War on Terrorism, War on Iraq, and the War on Flooding.
Internal comments include:
"I guess this means we've won the war on terror," said one exasperated FBI agent, speaking on the condition of anonymity because poking fun at headquarters is not regarded as career-enhancing. "We must not need any more resources for espionage."
"Things I Don't Want On My Resume, Volume Four."
"I already gave at home."
"Honestly, most of the guys would have to recuse themselves."
Recruits Sought for Porn Squad
posted by Jimbo Trout @ Wednesday, September 21, 2005